February 2012
867 posts
Watchshorturl:
wontonpoop:
can we appreciate what my brain does at 3am
christ
sean paul: sean-a paul
sean paul: fkjwe9sdjfkla;skoal;zkxkclj kljsdifkaljdksl;jlkxc'kljgaadslsssakljsd
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
acetrainerbitch:
they said they thought black and white 2 was a dumb idea
so I wore black and white 2 their funeral
yo man do you smoke?
crippledbypizza:
naw i smoke fools like you on tha bball court
okayiamsorry:
if you have a tumblr boyfriend or girlfriend i have a tumblr rope for your tumblr neck
whos ready to liveblog the oscars tomorrow i sure am
scubway:
have you ever noticed that the one thing all bad songs have in common is that they don’t feautre akon
Watchthe-real-demi-lovato:
holyFIHGL DSJ I JSU TS SPIT MY WATEHR EVERYWEHT
4794:
2peaches:
They should make a dating site for depressed peopple
ur on it right now
thatsmoderatelyraven:
to my haters
to my teachers
to my parents
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annawintour:
my favorite fairy in sleeping beauty is the rosie o’donnell fairy
21stsextury:
sometimes when i get a spelling mistake i don’t change it because i have better things to do like wishing i was dead
textposter:
so i happened to notice that you filled your /tagged/me with relatable reblogged pictures in order to express your quirky and peculiar personality
“i dont want to look like a nerd ever”
– charles barkley (via basednigel)
wow scar from the lion king is a salty ass bitch real talk
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wellalright:
what if instead of cutting a “Z” into people’s shirts zorro just snapped his fingers in a Z formation and then ran out of the room.
Watchltalian:
let me just pull my shorts down a little bit so that my booty cheeks aren’t showing
1st day of high school: pencils, red, blue and black pens, pencil case, ruler, one binder for each subject, math set, white-out, erasers, page markers, backpack, calculator, looseleaf paper, graph paper
1st day of grade 12: 1 chewed pen, 1 used notebook
